January 2012
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2 tags
pedaco-de-papel asked: Tudo de bom pra você em 2012 *--*
December 2011
2 tags
When you stand up while you're on your period:
ourperfectlovestory:
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dolphin-invasion:
my “relationship skills” are the biggest fail in history
Every girl I know is like
madeulaugh:
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
me: im sad
everyone:
anyone whos not me: im sad
everyone: omg are you ok you can talk to me whenever you want youre beautiful ok i love you dont be sad
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut